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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Happy Birthday, Malaysia!

My homeland celebrates 48 years of independence today.

A chance for us to remember the great deeds of Tengku Abdul Rahman and the founding fathers, whose legacy seems to have shamefully fallen off the radar in recent years.

A time for taking stock and self-examination. How far has the country come, how much has changed and yet, how so much has not changed at all.

A moment to contemplate a vibrant, fascinating, confusing culture.

A period of excessive patriotic cheer-leading on Malaysian TV.

A day for looking forward and hoping for better and more.

48 years of progress and regression, of harmony and tension, of solidarity and conflict, of triumps and setbacks. I like to think we came out ahead.

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Thursday, August 25, 2005

Why does David Moyes have to be such a nice guy?

Liverpool is one of two Premiership teams I support. I am supposed to hate Everton on principle. Hating Everton is probably one of the top rules of being a Liverpool supporter (other rules include knowing the tune to "You'll never walk alone" and acknowledging Ian Rush as Wales' greatest son). Okay, maybe hate is taking is a bit too far. Still, even a non-die-hard Liverpool support should be a little pleased when Everton loses a match.

I remember fervently wishing for Everton to trip up last season, as the two Merseyside teams raced for the last Champions League spot. At first, it seemed that even if Everton claimed fourth place, Liverpool could deny them the CL spot if they won the CL title. Talk about fanning the flames of team rivalries. Then there was the kerfuffle with UEFA pushing the buck to the English FA and the English FA saying that top 4 qualify and nobody else. Even defending CL champions were not guaranteed a place in next season's competition. It was a frustrating time for Liverpool supporters. Liverpool had a chance at European glory but had lost almost all ground in the battle for fourth place. It seemed that all hope for Champions League action in 2005/06 was lost, thanks to the old nemesis down the road. I came close to strongly disliking Everton just for the sake of it.

I had spent the end of last season indulging my mean streak and scoffing at Everton's chances of getting through the CL qualifiers. After all the fuss over "denying" Liverpool a place in CL, I confidently predicted that Everton would not make it to the group stages. The English FA would then find themselves with only 3 of their top 4 finishers in the CL proper, which would serve them right for their obstinacy over the Liverpool issue. After UEFA found a way for Liverpool to have a stab at a title defense, I could afford to be more gracious towards Everton, but still fully expected them to be playing UEFA Cup football come September.

So why is it that I find myself sympathetic towards Everton after their departure from the Champions League this morning? I have been proven right and am nowhere as pleased as I thought I might be. And what the heck, I can even be a little objective about this. Everton might have been extremely lucky to finish fourth in the EPL, but they have been equally unlucky to draw Villareal in the CL qualifiers.

Why the lack of glee? It is simply that David Moyes is such a confoundedly nice guy. It is difficult to not admire his overachievements and even more difficult to dislike him. His grace in defeat is also a nice change from the other top EPL managers.

And I will always have a soft spot for the man that beat Jose Mourinho to the EPL Manager of the Year award!! Mourinho with his charismatic swagger, media-fodder personality and record-breaking Chelsea side, must have seemed the runaway favourite. And yet it went to soft-spoken, unassuming David Moyes with his limited resources and unremarkable team. It could not have happened to a nicer guy, nor a more deserving one.

While I expect Everton to struggle this season, I actually hope they will manage to do reasonably well (but not as well as the teams I do support). All because David Moyes is a nice guy.

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Monday, August 22, 2005

The Glory and Agony of Victory

A few victories in the past few days that saddened me:


  • Kelly Poon beating Chew Sin Huey in the Project Superstar female finals. I acknowledge that Kelly is a decent singer and has the package of a Mandopop star - ie, sweet, pretty and youthful. But good heavens, Sin Huey sang circles around her during their final show-down. HUGE circles, maybe even intergalactic orbit in circumference. And yes, I know that Sin Huey does not have the look and styling figured out, but she sang so much better that I thought those other considerations were completely moot. Kelly's English song was such a bad miscalculation for her voice - like Sly singing Music of the Night in last year's Singapore Idol Final 3 show - and her performance of it was a disaster.
  • Kelvin Tan beating Junyang in the male finals. Oh well, it's not like I did not expect it. I did think that maybe Junyang had a chance because he had a sizeable advantage over Kelvin in the judges' scores. I thought both were rather poor, but they were obviously ill (and if it wasn't obvious, the numerous mentions of their illness by the judges and contestants themselves certainly kept us constantly reminded!). It was a disappointing final overall, but I thought that Junyang edged it in terms of vocals, and trumped Kelvin by the wirth of a continent (Asia) in terms of performance. Kelvin's insecure technique drives me crazy. He has a good sense of phrasing but his unsupported high notes just ruin the effect of his melodic lines. And don't even get me started on how his blindness was being brought up time and again - Qian Yifeng was practically a charity show host at times, and the judges themselves could not leave the topic alone.
  • Chelsea beating Arsenal last night in the first battle of the Premiership giants. Not that I am an Arsenal supporter, but outside of Aston Villa and Liverpool, my football-supporting principle is simple: support any team that Chelsea play against. Apart from my dislike of Mourinho, which I think I have mentioned more than once, I dislike what they have done to the economics and politics of soccer. The entire Essiaen mutiny affair has its roots in Chelsea's disruption of the normal workings of market forces. Fine, they can afford it and it is their money to spend as they wish; but there is such a thing as responsible spending. My quibbles with Chelsea aside, last night's result was due to a fluke goal. A draw would have been a much fairer result. Horribly for non-supporters, Chelsea are enjoying the luck of a championship-winning team; that last minute winner against Wigan last week, and a fluke goal against Arsenal. And the quality of the match was also a bit of a let-down. I couldn't help but feel that neither team was performing anywhere near its peak. Not that the winners would care. Chelsea will take the 3 points, however uninspiringly they were won.

And to be more positive, a few victories that pleased me:

  • Kimmi Raikonnen winning the Turkish Grand Prix. It was done in some style too. Too bad Montoya had to suffer a hiccup just two laps from the end, allowing Alonso to take 2nd place points. I don't think Raikonnen can close the gap to Alonso now. Even if he wins every race in the remainder of the season, Renault is too consistent for Alonso to not score championship points in these races.
  • Taufik Hidayat winning the World Badminton Championship. The boy is so talented, and yet until today, not a winner of any of the badminton annual "grand slams" (All-England, World Cup, Grand-Prix finals, World Championship). I haven't seen this yet, but he apparently quite handily disposed of World no. 1 Lin Dan. Although it is great when people win with guts and determination, sometimes it is nice to see the talented ones win. I reckon that's why people support Brazil at the soccer World Cup and why even Americans cheered for Roger Federer when he beat Andy Roddick at Wimbledon. If we take out the beauty in spectator sports, who would ever watch anymore? Taufik Hidayat has the knack of making badminton look not only exciting but also elegant. It is a gift that not always brings titles and we should celebrate when it does.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Affirmative Action or Objective Observation?

A few weeks ago, there was a promo spot on TV urging us to watch "Project Superstar".

Words flash on the screen, white upon black background:

Do you vote ...

Because of his good looks?
(Cut to shot of generic spiky haired pretty boy contestant)

Because of her beauty?
(Cut to shot of doe-eyed pretty girl contestant)

Out of sympathy?
(Cut to particularly unflattering shot of Kelvin Tan Wei Lian, a visually handicapped contestant)

That was just about the most offensive and tasteless thing I had ever seen on any Mediacorp channel (and I am watching the second season of Nip/Tuck!!). Even 8 Days, a publication of Mediacorp Publishing, took Mediacorp TV to task for airing this promo. I was thrilled that someone had the guts to rap a sister organisation on the knuckles. It must be really bad when even your "family members" are giving you a very public thumbs-down.

And it was really bad. It was insulting both to the contestant and the people who vote for him. It seemed to suggest that the only reason he gets any votes at all are because of sympathy; the only reason anyone votes for him is because they pity him. His talent is given short shift (in fact, the entire promo seemed to discount talent as a reason for anyone voting, which might tell you something about how the industry sees its cash cows). Worst of all, the choice of visuals made it seem like a battle of the beautiful people against the less telegenic. Okay, we KNOW that having good looks usually gives someone an unfair advantage in life (hey, like I said, I watch Nip/Tuck!). Does the media need to perpetuate and hammer the point quite so blatantly?

I don't know how much the promo might have hurt Kelvin Tan, or even if it did at all. It was certainly insulting, but it might not have done him any damage in terms of votes. In fact, it might even have spurred a few outraged viewers to vote for him, just to snub Mediacorp for airing something that was so politically insensitive. At the time, I was mainly horrified that his blindness was being exploited for the purposes of marketing and promoting a TV show. Even worse, it was being exploited in a way that made him the butt of a not very funny joke.

The guy should be allowed to compete with others as their equals. It is for him to win our votes with his performances, just as it is for him to lose our votes, turn us off or simply bore us. His blindness should not be an issue in the competition. If it isn't an issue when he is performing, then it should not be made a selling point by advertisers, promoters and headline writers.

I am not saying that everyone should treat him as it he wasn't visually challenged and just allow him to bang into things or fall over. I am just saying that in a competition, his blindness should not be exploited; not by himself to win pity votes and not by others to get a bit of cheap publicity. Nor should his blindness be a reason for the judges to soften their critiques, as I believe they have done more than once.

One month later, and Kelvin Tan is one of the last 2 male contestants standing. He is competing in the male finals, and has every chance of sweeping into the grand finale as the male champion. What has brought him here? His journey to the final has shown us the two very different sides of Affirmative Action.

When I said that his blindness should not be an issue when he competes, I was talking from the principles of affirmative action. The disadvantaged should be given more than equal access to opportunities so that they might compete as equals with mainstream society. When we bend our own internal rules and reshape our preconceptions, we are practising Affirmative Action. When we say "Give Kelvin Tan a chance to compete on Project Superstar", we are asking saying "Let's judge him on his talent, it doesn't matter if he is visually impaired". When we do this, we are practising Affirmative Action, and I believe strongly in the need for it in unequal societies (ie ALL societies).

When we move beyond affirmative action, we pay people like Kelvin Tan the ultimate compliment. We objectively observe and judge them on their talents and abilities, as we would anyone else. They are able to prove their worth against a wider common denominator. Instead of being "a great singer for someone who is blind", they get to be simply "a great singer". The full-stop is everything.

But then there is the other side of Affirmative Action - the one that never moves on to objective observation. This is the side that thinks that the disadvantaged will always need to be given special treatment. I have seen a lot of this in the rise of Kelvin Tan. People say things like, "He has managed to do so much when you consider that he is blind. We must continue to support him". Now, this is a lovely and noble sentiment. But it doesn't really do him any favours. Like it or not, it smacks of pity. Yes, I have no doubt that people are motivated by his talent, but statements like this do show that it is NOT ONLY about the talent.

Fine, it should NOT be JUST about the talent. This is a competition to find a superstar. Talent is part of it, yes, but so is stage presence, likeability, appearance and that ever elusive X factor. Okay, then. Judge Kelvin Tan on these - on measures and attributes of a superstar. Not on his "struggle" and "what he has overcome". You may admire him for his inspirational courage but you should vote for him because of his inspiring performances. I think that is what he would want.

I don't know Kelvin Tan, so I cannot speak for him. I am certain that he is proud to represent the visually impaired community. I am sure he is proud that he has shown what can be accomplished by people with disabilities. But I am sure he would not want his success to be defined along those narrow terms. He would want to do well because he is good, not because he is blind.

If Kelvin Tan wins because of misguided affirmative action, what will happen to him in the big bad world of the pop music industry? It is fickle and greedy and not for the faint-of-heart. If the people who helped him win do not stick with him, he might be swallowed whole by the industry. And that would be sad indeed, because he does seem such a nice, sweet-natured fellow. My fear for him is that if he wins for the wrong reasons, his fan-base might not survive intact beyond the few weeks of post-finale fanfare. Those that throw votes his way because they want the underdog to win might not stick around to support his long-term career. They might deliver him his impossible dream and leave him to deal with his nightmare. He deserves better than that. He deserves to win if his people like his performances. Just as he deserves to lose if people preferred his opponent's performances. It really IS that simple.

My objectively observations about Kelvin Tan:

  1. He can definitely sing, no question about it. His technique is sometimes suspect and he appears to need more training, but he usually pulls through because he has innate musicality.
  2. The quality of his voice is uneven. His chest voice is very pleasant, although unremarkable. His higher notes are extremely nasal, because he doesn't seem to quite know how to project his head voice properly.
  3. He is wildly inconsistent. He can score a hattrick one week and three own-goals the next. Sometimes he can do both on the same night, or even within the same song. The night with the "oldies done in a new way" theme, he sang so poorly, I thought he deserved elimination just for that alone.
  4. He seems to be a very, very nice, genuine and sincere person. It's touching how the other contestants always seem so pleased for him when he makes it to the next round. He appears well liked.
  5. When interviewed, he is articulate and well-spoken. He is humble and truly grateful for the experience he is having on Project Superstar.
  6. He really needs to back away from the sappy ballads. I almost feel bad saying this, but when he sings these slow "touching" songs, he goes overboard with the emoting, so that it becomes overwrought and veers towards artifice. Maybe I am just cynical and unable to process the sincerity of his performances. But really, the quavering upper lip and the furrowed brow? So hammy!
  7. His stage presence has improved but is still closer to zero than hero. It has nothing to do with his blindness The problem is his lack of charisma. Ray Charles was blind and so was Stevie Wonder, yet they could electrify a room while rooted to the piano seat.
  8. He's a decent performer. He can have a career as a singer in some capacity. But he is not a superstar.

This mini-thesis is not about Kelvin Tan, although his name gets mentioned a lot. It's not even about Project Superstar. It's about good people who want to do good things, but might end up not helping and instead hurting those they seek to help. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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Sunday, August 14, 2005

Another Season Upon Us

I am watching Arsenal play Newcastle at Highbury as I type this Shay Given is having an absolute blinder as the score is still 0-0. I wonder what it will be by match end. Arsenal is laying siege to the Newcastle goal and the Magpies are defending marvelously.

In a short while, Chelsea will be taking on newly promoted Wigan. That's right, another EPL season has begun. Among other things, it's great to have the ESPN-Star Sports gang back on TV, especially John Dykes, Paul Masefield et al. I don't always watch Football Crazy, but it will be fun to see what Andy Penders and Co. have in store for us on Football Crazy. I even look forward to the tabloid tit-bits on Tiger First Edition!

The pundits have had their say. The general concensus is that Chelsea will successfully defend their title, but will win with more difficulty than they did last year. The expected challenge is to come from the usual suspects - Man Utd and Arsenal. A couple of the more charitable-minded pundits have put forth Liverpool as a fourth contender. I reckon the Liverpool squad is too new to achieve anything this season, so I am not as hopeful. (As for my other team, Aston Villa, the best I hope for them is qualification for next season's UEFA Cup. And that they manage to win at least the home Midlands Derby match against Birmingham.)

I wanted to make my predictions before the season actually started, but hey, we haven't seen Chelsea play yet, and Arsenal's match is still on, so it's still early enough in the season that this does not technically count as cheating.

Predicted Top 5:
Man United
Chelsea
Arsenal
Newcastle
Liverpool

Predicted Bottom 5:
Everton
West Brom
Portsmouth
Wigan
Sunderland

Predicted Top Scorers:
Henry
Van Nisterooy
Rooney
Defoe
Crouch

Number of teams that will change managers: 3

Predicted Best Defensive Teams (in terms of goals conceded):
Chelsea
Man Utd

Predicted Best Attacking Teams (in terms of goals scored):
Man Utd
Arsenal
Tottenham

Mid-season review of predictions will be done at Christmas. I will probably revise substantially, since these things are subject to injuries and bizzarre shifts in form.

Update: Arsenal has beaten Newcastle 2-0. But it was 11 against 10, so we cannot read too much into this result.

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Monday, August 08, 2005

4's the number, and so it 0

The number 4 is in vogue this year. It finds itself in unfamiliar surrounds, as it is usually regarded as a harbinger of bad luck among the more superstitious segment of the ethnic Chinese population. I am not sure about Singapore but in Genting Highlands, the hotels and apartment buildings do not have 4th, 14th or 24th floors. I think this is also the case in Hong Kong.

But in 2005 in Singapore, 4 is BIG. That's because 2005 marks Singapore's 40th year as an independent nation. There is a tendency to manify the significance of anniversaries that end with the number 0 (and to a much lesser extent, 5), so it's not a surprise that this year's National Day celebrations are more extravagant and extensive than ever before. I might even venture to say - 4 times bigger and better!

The number of activities is astounding, and they are spread throughout the island this year. Rehearsals for the parade has necessitated closed roads and massive traffic jams on weekends for more than a month. Even more amazing has been the publicity. I do not remember ever seeing as many TV ads in past years for the NDP telecast or as many airings of the ND song. Of course, with new technology, the publicity machine is now reaching us while we are on the move.

The LCD screens on the MRT have been showing NDP related clips on loop. My commute on the MRT is about 45 minutes, so that's around 45 times every morning that I have seen Rui En and Taufik Batisah teaching Singaporeans how to dance. Granted, I usually read on the train so I haven't actually seen them that much. But there was one day last week when there were no seats and the train was too crowded to hold a book while standing. I was standing directly in front of the LCD panel and by the end of the journey, had almost learnt to lipread the lyrics of the song.

All this effort because it's a 40th birthday, not a 39th or 41st. One year makes a big difference. I am not complaining, just fascinated by how we choose to mark milestones and to find reasons for celebration. Another eminent birthday is being celebrated in Singapore this year - the National University of Singapore turns 100 years old. I do not recall much being made out of NUS's previous anniversaries, but this centennary year has been marked by television documentaries and a well-publicised conquest of the Everest summit.

I suppose that once in a while, everyone just wants a reason to throw a bigger party than usual. Can't afford to do it every year, or even every other year. So, every 5 years seems a good compromise. And every 10 years, you can really go out on the town. It's also a lot less taxing on the mental arithmetics. And it gives creative people lots of opportunities to design marketing and promotions plans ($40 vouchers for first 40 customers who spend minimum of $400 dollars!).

Singapore's going out on the town tomorrow. It will be a 40th birthday party to end all parties. I just hope the weather is good!

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